Jokes Team Obama released to show just how funny the presumptive Democratic presidential candidate is, via Andy Borowitz:
Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, “You know, we don’t get many kangaroos here.” Barack Obama replies, “At these prices, I’m not surprised. That’s why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.”
And it only goes downhill from there.