Selling Gas for Sex

economics

Yeah, the title’s in the right order. They are using gasoline to help sell sex.
Hard times hit the Shady Lady Ranch (a legal brothel in Nevada). Why, I remember the day when people came to a house of prostitution just for the sex. I wonder what Harry Reid’ll have to say about this?
Minimal research found the details:

Spend $300.00 (1 Hr) for services Receive $50.00 Dollar gas card.
Spend $500.00 (2 Hr) for services Receive $100.00 Dollar gas card.
Spend $800.00 (3 Hr) for services Receive $150.00 Dollar gas card.
Offer expires when the Gas cards run out.
Only one special per customer, to receive the discounted price
you must mention this special at the door.

This promotion runs out after July, but it seems to be working out well.

“It’s rocking along. We’re doing quite well. June and July historically are not big months,” said James Davis, who co-owns the ranch with his wife, Bobbi.
The first $1,000 in gas cards were given out within a week, he added.

Ah, American pragmatism. Feel free to come up with your own jokes about petroleum products replacing silicon products.
I swear, I gotta get some sources with their minds not firmly planted in the gutter…

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  1. Larry says:

    I was in Australia for World Youth Day … check my passport.

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