They don’t know Kacey like I know her

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And by “know” I mean “search on Google for about 5 minutes”.
You know you don’t need to turn on the television, ever again, when you get stuff like this sent to you. Behold, the tale of Kacey Montoya: CBS 2 Morning Anchor.
Okay, so I sort of have a history of stuff like this, but I figure that this deserves special attention. The reason being, there, oh king of the MCPs*? Because Kacey Montoya, unlike the legion of blondes from the FOX News Mansion, works for CBS.
How she got away is a mystery. Did Roger Ailes buy CBS?
Anyways, here’s the best song ever written, from Kacey herself.

Hmm…good looks and the ability to upload to YouTube. Seems like time for me to work on my wedding proposal.
*Male Chauvinist Pig. You just don’t hear that much, anymore.

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  1. Larry says:

    Because Kacey Montoya, unlike the legion of blondes from the FOX News Mansion, works for CBS.

    For now … do not underestimate Deus Ex MacAiles; here career isn’t over yet, unlike, apparently, Ms Dhue.

  2. Hack says:

    Godwin’s Codicil: any comment thread about FOX News, if left going long enough, will eventually invoke Laurie Dhue.

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