Anecdotal breakfast story


This morning, I had a refrigerator full of fresh fruits and vegetables, a couple different types of that V8 Splash, some of that great Kashi Cinnamon Harvest cereal, and whole wheat bread, just waiting to be made into toast and covered in one of two flavors of all–natural strawberry or blackberry jelly.

For breakfast I had a cup of 20 Oreos covered in milk.

I don’t know how I’ve survived to be this old.


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  1. Sondra says:

    Mmmmmmmm, Kashi Cinnamon Harvest, mmmmmmmmm. 🙂
    But I get the Oreo breakfast. I’ve done that a time or two. Maybe you survived to be this old BECAUSE of the Oreo breakfasts. All the preservatives, you know. 🙂

  2. Old, , Old Guy says:

    This morning I had three eggs sunny side up, three strips of bacon, four tomato slices, four cups of black coffee, sixty-four ounces of Diet Coke™. Talk about yer … excuse me I gotta run … whew that was close … preservatives. I think I’m good for a few more years.

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