Bailout. All I have on the Bailout.

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Not much, actually.

This does beg the question, though: which bank is the safest right now? The Bank of Folgers (what with the all–aluminum security features, impervious to squirrels) or First National of Maxwell House (what with the weatherproof security that only plastic can provide). Call me old–fashioned, but I think I’m going with Chock Full o’ Nuts.

“Chock Full of Nuts”? They should call it “Chock Full o’My Investment Portfolio”!

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  1. Old, , Old Guy says:

    Ya didn’t expect me to read alla that did ya? I mean with the reading glasses and such it just takes too much time.
    Anyways, I’m investing in dentists … and morticians. You knw … thar’s gold in them thar jowls.

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