How to get me to watch the debates


You know we got these presidential debates coming on (maybe?). I, for one, am interested in whatever’s on any other station at that time. Maybe that’s just me, but I feel I speak for a large number of Americans when I say there needs to be something added to attain our interest:
Bipartisan velociraptors.
Otherwise, it’s just a bunch of politicians saying the same thing they say all the rest of the time, right?

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  1. Larry says:

    Is that like a fluxcapacitor?

  2. Mac says:

    Fair and balanced dinosaurs.

  3. Larry says:

    Funny, I thought that was what they already had, or is it the “Fair and balanced” part you are seeking?

  4. Mac says:

    No, I wasn’t talking about Biden and McCain. I meant actual dinosaurs. The ones with leathery skin born millions of years ago. Again, not Biden or McCain.
    (FYI Joe Biden is the guy running for VP for the Democrats. Not many people know that.)

  5. Larry says:

    Oh actual dinosaurs … as in Ted Kennedy’s cronies from the Winthrop House. I get it now.

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