It started off simple enough: ”Enter Text At Your Own Risk.” Well, actually, it less simple, and more like about 8 hours in Photoshop, trying to get the colors to blend. Then it took another 16 hours of combined work to get the slices to line up correctly in multiple browsers. Other than that, it was simple enough.
But the history (and tradition) of me and my catchy subtitles continues. Yes, even now, my clever mind is coming up with new and more efficient ways to inaccurately, in a few words, explain what this blog is about. This is the height of my life’s work.
Yeah, that degree I got from Princeton didn’t work out how I wanted. Anyhow, here’s the archive of sorts for the subtitles, in more–or–less chronological order:
Enter Text At Your Own Risk
I’ve given up on making friends
Grumble grumble, etc.
Do you people even bother reading this?
Do you people even read this subhead thing?
Now with 100% more greed!
All about the Lincolns, baby
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
<marquee>Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger</marquee>
Subheads FTW!
Insert sarcastic humor here
Always messing with the spammers
I will stop calling people ‘she-bear.’ I will stop calling people ‘she-bear.’ I will stop calling people ‘she-bear.’ I will stop calling people ‘she-bear.’ I will stop calling people ‘she-bear.’
Great, now Gruber’s is stealing my schtick
403 errors? What 403 errors? There are no 403 errors here in Bagdad. That thing behind me? Not a 403 error.
Stylesheets are for wimps
I drink your Coke Zero! I drink it up!