MacStansbury

Finally, evidence of what we all knew was going to happen, Thank goodness somebody on the internets figured out that there was a scandal there, even if it took a creative writing class to get it working.

So saith The Jawa Report:

There is solid evidence that Sarah Palin may have been fully naked (aka nude) at certain times during her term as Governor, may have worn scandalous lingerie at other points, and may have even engaged in wild sex acts in private that would be positively scandalous in public. Although the full details are still unavailable, it’s come to light that Sarah Palin repeatedly exploited a blue-collar Eskimo worker for her own private amusement in the bedroom, and that she had sex with him on at least four separate occasions. It’s also well-known in Alaska that Sarah Palin got pregnant by a young snowmobile racer [see photos at The Jawa Report]. (The snowmobiler openly admits he is the father of Palin’s child. Palin claims her husband “Todd” is the father.)

Scandal!