Archive for the ‘environment’ Category
I blame YouTube (Dead Ferret Edition)
education / environment / security
Actually, what I should say is I blame PBS and these idiots.
I blame YouTube (Country Hip-Hop Edition)
economics / education / environment / technology
Well, this here be my life. I hate my life.
I hate YouTube.
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Oxt Weekend
education / environment / technology
Not a bad idea, changing the next next weekend to “oxt weekend”.
Some examples:
You going somewhere this weekend? Or was it oxt weekend?
I’m working next weekend. And oxt weekend. I swear, I’m going to burn this whole place down some day.
How about oxt weekend? How about oxt weekend? You say that every week! Just admit you’d rather play WoW than go out with me. Admit it. Admit it!
And my social scene takes the examples down with them. Regardless, this is a nifty neologism that I can get behind.
You might as well stop the Internet now
education / environment / religion / technology
I’m being completely serious about this.
After watching this video, is there anything left to see?
Seriously, it’ll stop the way you think about everything.
Anecdotal Muzak Story
Whilst working, early this morning, a local radio station played in the background. Normally a good mix of happy songs, there were some terrible, terrible songs in the rotation for this morning. Stupid, sappy, late–70s love songs. It was horrifying, and it didn’t enhance my effort at all.
As I ate lunch, yet another radio station played in the background. The first song that came on was John Denver’s ‘Thank God I’m a Country Boy,’ so I figured things were not going to get any better. I was wrong.
After I got my burger, I heard the characteristic open sounds of one of the greatest songs in the history of mankind: Shaft!
Yes, I love that song…maybe a little too much. But if loving Shaft is wrong, I don’t want to be right! Or live in the 21st century, for that matter.
Then some hippies (I swear, none of them older than 21, none of them wasting more than $5 on shaving gear in their lives) walked in. After the group sat down, the waitress asked them what they wanted to drink, left, and returned, she asked them if they “knew what they wanted?”
“…besides a haircut?” I added.
Then I spent the next three minutes trying to act like I was trying to get something out of my beard as to cover up my hysterical non–laughing.
Hippies? Shaft? The 70s?
It was funny to me, anyways.
More sounds of shaftness
Sidekick. Dirt. Rednecks.
Over the course of many years, I’ve had the pleasure of posting many videos on this, and other blogs. But today, I find the rare pleasure of linking to one that must be viewed in it’s own environs, as there is nothing I could — or would — want to add to this great sociological experiment.
Involving rednecks.
And beer.
And a car.
And a ramp.
You can probably figure out what happens next.
Just…don’t ask
environment / religion / security
I don’t know what’s going on here either, folks. There appears to be a panda, Shaquille O’Neal, and…well, that’s about it. I figured I’d make me my own personal Demotivator® and see how that worked out.
Click through to see the image at full Shaq–panda–size.
C’mon, Move to Canada!
Another benefit: you only need summer clothes for like, what? Two weeks?
funny / schadenfreude / slow news day / video
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