While fighting against evil, I pledged to keep the world updated on what Britney is doing with her life. At the time, she was unmarried and mildly sane. What a time it was…
Spending years living and working in the great state of Mississippi, I learned a thing or two about academy girls. Like, that they don’t look all that hot all the time, but come formal time…BLAM!!! They sure do clean up good.
And then there’s the rivalries. No, I’m not talking about how JA is going to mop the floor with Prep’s wet behind this year, I mean the competition to out-hotness each other. It’s good to be a male in the state of Mississippi. But that was the stumbling block that I ran into when talking about Britney Spears.
Seems that everywhere I went in 1999, people I knew on the internet and from other states thought that the teen idol was the best thing since sliced bread. I never saw what was so great about her, seeing as how I was neck-deep in young ladies of that quality every day.
It wasn’t until I left to move to Alabama that I realized what riches I had around me. No longer working with tons of Britney-caliber girls, I found out what other people thought about somebody with that kind of physical appearance. But it still wasn’t like I didn’t know people that looked just as good.
Not personally, but I knew of them. Never got to date any of them either (remind me to tell you my Faith Hill story one day).
Back to the topic at hand, the whole BSS thing. It started as a joke, to myself, and for myself. A small motivation for a man in a desert with not much else to look forward to. But, doggone, I never thought that she would be this, ahem, dramatic. You could start a tabloid with this girls life. And that just doesn’t interest me.
While trying to find a reason to justify having my own website with stuff in it, I thought that there wasn’t much interesting that I knew of, and that I would have to put something else in there, but I was wrong. Or right, and I just don’t care any more.
That, or I don’t care to write for the Mac Source and here. But I think it’s cause Britney is going to marry this loser, and she’s totally becoming Courtney Love.
But I’m not bitter.
Old hag.