While fighting against evil, I pledged to keep the world updated on what Britney is doing with her life. At the time, she was unmarried and mildly sane. And maybe somewhat less pregnant.
I started typing this at 9:15, so it’s got to be good! On to the links.
- Is she or isn’t she? You know…preggers. Or English. Honestly, do any web sites that cover Britney come from America, or am I it?
- This really isn’t a link or anything, but I keep seeing this over and over again, and it needs clarification. Just because she’s had a train-wreck of a private life the past couple of years, that isn’t the reason all the newspapers and magazines use such phrases as "the Toxic singer" or "Toxic Britney Spears." It’s because her last album was called Toxic. Probably.
- OH. MY. GOD. I love New Kerala now. I mean, do I even need to add anything to this link: Britney Spears to star in Madonna’s animated movie? Oh-wait. It’s just linking to Female First. Anyways, I’m claiming this one for India.
- Speaking of news that sounds a lot more amazing when you first hear it than after you think about it for ten seconds, Britney’s the biggest selling female artist this century. "Even big-name stars including Kylie, Dido, Beyonce, Celine Dion and Whitney Houston have been overshadowed by Britney’s soaring sales." THE CENTURY IS ONLY 5 FRICK’N YEARS OLD. Call me when it’s 2078 and we’ll discuss this again.
Wow. It’s 9:43 and I’m all done, and I still have time to spel-check! I will not forget to plug Britney’s on iTunes. I will not forget to plug Britney’s on iTunes. I will not forget to plug Britney’s on iTunes. I will not forget to plug Britney’s on iTunes. I will not forget to plug Britney’s on iTunes.
