Surprisingly, only takes about 12 minutes.
Again. Because muting.
Answer: a lot.
Related: This couldn’t happen.
Also related: Godzilla-related litigation.
Also, also related: I forgot how little sense this movie made.
I didn’t remember it being this bad.
Because everything’s a trilogy these days.
Except when it’s four movies.
The part about The Hobbit is hilarious.
I am reminded with how young men come of age. My generation had Phoebe Cates getting out of that pool. This generation had Mary Jane in a rainstorm, and it was obviously cold.
Championship level of things wrong with this thing. You know, besides trying to cram 1 book’s worth of material into 3 movies.
At least nobody thought to split the last one into two movies Forget I just wrote that.
(Not exactly) Everything Wrong With The Matrix
But most of the things that are wrong with it. Somehow left out was, “somebody thought making The Matrix would be a good idea.” And casting Keanu Reeves.
Over 20 minutes, and I’m pretty sure that wasn’t everything that was wrong with Birdemic. But wow, this thing is awful. I can’t imagine watching this without the silhouette of two robots and a space janitor in the foreground.