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Did somebody say pie? Yeah, about two years late with this one, but it took me about two minutes to figure out this wasn’t from the 1970s. Also, I am old enough to remember when this WAS as good as television got. I miss ZOOM.

And if you’re anything like me, you wanted to know what the FASHIZRET* these guys were mumbling. Took me a while, but here’s the words. Google needed help finding them.

Hard ’n Phirm: Pi Lyrics

Verse 1

When ink and pen in hands of men
Inscribe your form, bipedal “P”
They draw an altar on which
God has slaughtered all stability
No eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint
And yet to see you all at once we only need the point
Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny
That fit inside you oh so tight
With triangles that feel so right



Verse 2

Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline
The patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin
And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor
Then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before


Yeah, I know this Pi SHREZET* backwards and forwards
Check it out

I did three chicks then I pointed at the door
A girl entered in so that made it four
I snapped one time in came another five
Add ‘em all up and that makes nine
The average age 26.5
Now that’s what I call gettin’ some pi
Five of the chicks wore 6-inch heels
Two of the nine squealed like seals
514 was the area code
Quebec, Canada my winter abode
And my 1.3 million dollar chalet

Pi backwards, pi forwards, all night and all day



*Family show

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