Surprisingly, only takes about 12 minutes.
Again. Because muting.
I didn’t remember it being this bad.
As usual, not everything wrong with the movie. And to be honest, I didn’t remember this being as much of a fever dream as when I saw it all those years ago. And how did I miss that much Jennifer Connelly? I should’ve been paying more attention, instead of doing useless thing, like homework and whatnot.
Because everything’s a trilogy these days.
Except when it’s four movies.
The part about The Hobbit is hilarious.
Adamantium arms could easily tear Spider-Man in half any time he wanted. Or, would tear Doc Oc in half when pressure….ah, forget it. This movie makes no sense at all.
It’s based on a comic, after all.
I am reminded with how young men come of age. My generation had Phoebe Cates getting out of that pool. This generation had Mary Jane in a rainstorm, and it was obviously cold.
Championship level of things wrong with this thing. You know, besides trying to cram 1 book’s worth of material into 3 movies.
At least nobody thought to split the last one into two movies Forget I just wrote that.
(Not exactly) Everything Wrong With The Matrix
But most of the things that are wrong with it. Somehow left out was, “somebody thought making The Matrix would be a good idea.” And casting Keanu Reeves.