Posts Tagged ‘eww’

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Everything Wrong With Oblivion

Surprisingly, only takes about 12 minutes.

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Everything Wrong With Back to the Future

Again. Because muting.

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King Kong was terrible

I didn’t remember it being this bad.

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Everything Wrong With Labyrinth

As usual, not everything wrong with the movie. And to be honest, I didn’t remember this being as much of a fever dream as when I saw it all those years ago. And how did I miss that much Jennifer Connelly? I should’ve been paying more attention, instead of doing useless thing, like homework and whatnot.

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Everything Wrong With Spider-Man 3

Because everything’s a trilogy these days.

Except when it’s four movies.

The part about The Hobbit is hilarious.

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Everything Wrong With Spider-Man 2

Adamantium arms could easily tear Spider-Man in half any time he wanted. Or, would tear Doc Oc in half when pressure….ah, forget it. This movie makes no sense at all.

It’s based on a comic, after all.

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Everything Wrong With Spider-Man

I am reminded with how young men come of age. My generation had Phoebe Cates getting out of that pool. This generation had Mary Jane in a rainstorm, and it was obviously cold. 

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Everything Wrong With The Hobbit 2: Electric Boogaloo

Championship level of things wrong with this thing. You know, besides trying to cram 1 book’s worth of material into 3 movies. At least nobody thought to split the last one into two movies Forget I just wrote that.

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(Not exactly) Everything Wrong With The Matrix

But most of the things that are wrong with it. Somehow left out was, “somebody thought making The Matrix would be a good idea.” And casting Keanu Reeves.

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