Posts Tagged ‘funny’

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Guy On A Buffalo

How do I not remember this happening? I think I may need to turn in my nerd card. I can understand the bear forgetting about the guy riding a buffalo, but me? I don’t think so.

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Game of Thrones theme sung by goats.

Or, as I like to call it, “Gaahahahahahaaame of Thrones.”

Like, the goat sound. Baaaaah. Get it?

No? Really?

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Jimmy and Justin Remind Me I Loves the Rap

Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake play songs of my youth. Sadly, I know every single friggin’ word…

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I blame YouTube (Dead Ferret Edition)

education / environment / security

Actually, what I should say is I blame PBS and these idiots.

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I blame YouTube (Country Hip-Hop Edition)

economics / education / environment / technology

Well, this here be my life. I hate my life.

I hate YouTube.


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Anecdotal Muzak Story

environment / technology

Whilst working, early this morning, a local radio station played in the background. Normally a good mix of happy songs, there were some terrible, terrible songs in the rotation for this morning. Stupid, sappy, late–70s love songs. It was horrifying, and it didn’t enhance my effort at all.

As I ate lunch, yet another radio station played in the background. The first song that came on was John Denver’s ‘Thank God I’m a Country Boy,’ so I figured things were not going to get any better. I was wrong.

After I got my burger, I heard the characteristic open sounds of one of the greatest songs in the history of mankind: Shaft!

Yes, I love that song…maybe a little too much. But if loving Shaft is wrong, I don’t want to be right! Or live in the 21st century, for that matter.

Then some hippies (I swear, none of them older than 21, none of them wasting more than $5 on shaving gear in their lives) walked in. After the group sat down, the waitress asked them what they wanted to drink, left, and returned, she asked them if they “knew what they wanted?”

“…besides a haircut?” I added.

Then I spent the next three minutes trying to act like I was trying to get something out of my beard as to cover up my hysterical non–laughing.

Hippies? Shaft? The 70s?

It was funny to me, anyways.

More sounds of shaftness

  • Feature film version here
  • Parody version about taxes (yes, taxes) here

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Sidekick. Dirt. Rednecks.

education / environment

Over the course of many years, I’ve had the pleasure of posting many videos on this, and other blogs. But today, I find the rare pleasure of linking to one that must be viewed in it’s own environs, as there is nothing I could — or would — want to add to this great sociological experiment.

Involving rednecks.

And beer.

And a car.

And a ramp.

You can probably figure out what happens next.

“Guy jumps his Sidekick off some home made dirt ramp.”

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The best blonde joke ever


There are joke, bad jokes, good jokes. Then there’s this one.

This is the greatest blonde joke in the history of man.

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Text Ascii Art Generator


It’s a lot more fun than it sounds, actually.

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Tremendous waste of time found here.

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I blame YouTube (Revival Edition)


I’m not really sure if I want to party hard, but it sure beats doing something productive with my free time.

I may or may not post anything ever again here.

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