Another benefit: you only need summer clothes for like, what? Two weeks?
This could be the leader of the free world.
This is why I’ve been doing Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson catch–phrases after every Barak Obama sound–bite over the last year. He’s awesome on the mic, and terrible in the ring. And he likes pie.
If you smell…what Barak…is cookin‘…[cue theme music, cut to commercial]
It’s amazing we still all have any money at all.
My idea for First National of Sanka is looking better every day.
It’s this or YouTube videos, people. And I don’t need to remind you what a scary thing that can be? Trust me, you don’t want that.
Not much, actually.
This does beg the question, though: which bank is the safest right now? The Bank of Folgers (what with the all–aluminum security features, impervious to squirrels) or First National of Maxwell House (what with the weatherproof security that only plastic can provide). Call me old–fashioned, but I think I’m going with Chock Full o’ Nuts.
“Chock Full of Nuts”? They should call it “Chock Full o’My Investment Portfolio”!
Just to ensure that people don’t think that I’ve turned all serious, I present the greatest use of the Boba Fett fully–articulated action figure — ever.
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