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Get compensation for your Godzilla-related injuries!

Get what you deserve. Don’t listen to the big insurance companies who want to hush the destruction of New York up! Call now!

Come to think of it, my neck has been feeling really sore, ever since I was in that 50-story building that Godzilla destroyed with his nuclear flame breath. 

Useful for when Godzilla destroys your town, something that couldn’t really happen.

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Honest Trailer: Godzilla (1998)

Man, was 1998 a long time ago.

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Could Godzilla Exist?

Uh, no? No. He could not. Or she. He or she could not exist.

Sigh of relief there.

Because the damage could get expensiveNo worries there, either chief, because even with all the fictional destruction, Jorge Rivers will get you the compensation you deserve.

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How Much Damage Did Godzilla Cause in 1998?

Answer: a lot.

Related: This couldn’t happen.

Also related: Godzilla-related litigation.

Also, also related: I forgot how little sense this movie made.

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