Get what you deserve. Don’t listen to the big insurance companies who want to hush the destruction of New York up! Call now!
Come to think of it, my neck has been feeling really sore, ever since I was in that 50-story building that Godzilla destroyed with his nuclear flame breath.
Man, was 1998 a long time ago.
Uh, no? No. He could not. Or she. He or she could not exist.
Sigh of relief there.
Answer: a lot.
Related: This couldn’t happen.
Also related: Godzilla-related litigation.
Also, also related: I forgot how little sense this movie made.