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TURN is the Revolutionary War story you weren’t taught in school.

…because they don’t really teach anything useful in school any more.

First TV show I can think of you could get SPOILERS from a $1 bill.

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Let’s Ram It

The LA Rams showing off why the 1980s are a decade that we should never, never remember. I’m fairly certain this video is why they were forced to move to Saint Louis.

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Talked About Scene: Episode 105: TURN: Epiphany

I won’t sugar-coat this. Abe is completely out-of-line here, and acting unlike a man of his era. Funny how the lobster-back is the one with the strict moral compass, and how a school-trained man acts with such liberty.

While I understand there’s going to be a good percentage of people who would value love over responsibility, I have it on good authority that babies are only made one way. The nasty. And Abe, at some point, thought it perfectly in his right to do that with his friggin’ wife.

It’s difficult when you have somebody who you’ve been interested in for years be within your grasp, but being a man means living with the responsibility of your actions. Abe got cornered into spying on the British, but his hatred built his will to continue. He was blackmailed into working for Robert Rogers, so that wasn’t his will. Anything he does for, against, or to Mary and the Sprout is a direct reflection of his character as a man.

For a time when honor was a heck of a lot more important that it is today, Abe seems to swinging his around like a cheap strumpet near the saloon’s closing time. Puffing your chest out and fighting against ruthless oppressors (like the Strawman Regiment occupying Setaukut) is easy. Knowing that you can’t paw Anna when the cat’s away is something I would expect a gentleman would know to do. 

To me, it seems like another anachronistic scene where Abe acts like an enlightened man of the 20th century. To be strait, I don’t deign to believe this show is any more historically-accurate than that show where Rick Grimes portrays that cop who led a group of survivors in the zombie apocalypse. But I’m worried they will cop to common historical drama tropes. There’s no proof they’ll ever get to that, but I worry, nonetheless. 

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TURN Preview: Mr. Culpeper

This does not look promising for our boy Abe. 

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The 240-Year-Old Virgin

Benjamin Tallmadge trying to convince General Washington about his “experience in the field”. 

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They look like they’ve just been Punk’d

Ben Tallmadge and Caleb Brewster staring in the ill-fated prequel to Dude, Where’s My Car? Or not. They may just be trying to cross the Delaware.

But, come on. Face it: the look on his face was just begging for a caption. Unfortunately, this was all I got. Anybody got anything better?

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I heard there was talk of…cabbages?

Abe’s got his mind on his money and his money on his mind.

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Preview pics from TURN episode 1.05, “Epiphany”

Seems the producers of TURN want us to have more fodder for our memes…

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Don’t Be So Hard On Mary!

Screenshot from the Story Sync. Turns out (sorry) that the Patriots have some sort of goon army trying raise the rabble against all Loyalists. So she’s loyal to the crown? Doesn’t mean she intended to rat out her father-in-law, you know, THE DUDE WHO IS DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE LEADER OF THE KING’S MEN?!? What would that do?

No, if you watch the scene, the harlot on Mary’s right uses the old, “that’s a shame, and I feel exactly the same way you do.” Knitting circles are just pure evil, I tell you. Mary gets pwned when the other cackling witches knitters join in against a very innocent lady of modest privilege. 

It was a slip. Obviously. 

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General Washington’s Intelligence Reports

Uh, wow. That’s a lot.

But I have to trust that it’s somebody’s job to read all those. Even actionable intelligence has a pretty short shelf-life. And if you have troops mustering near a place, it’s pretty hard to hide 2,000 well-armed men.  

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