This would be funny if it wasn’t so serious.
“U.P.S. and FedEx are doing just fine. It’s the post office that’s always having problems.”
This, coming from the greatest orator of out time. He’s trying to show how private insurance companies are doing such a terrible job by showing how terrible every government industry does in comparison to government–run services.
You know what would be awesome? If FexEx got to deliver this package I’ve been waiting on for five days. Oh wait, they are. They just have to give it back to the USPS so that they can deliver it. FedEx makes a ton of money by delivering things for the US government because of how inefficient the government runs the post office.
We are so in for it with this thing.
Here’s how to handle your critics, from the master of all things evil, George W. Bush:
Now, with the greatest president and administration in the history of mankind, we’re now told to report anything fishy. About a policy decision. Sad.
Just as soon as people start getting a little snipy, the government of the United States has to start getting lying about the people with whom they disagree. I’ve never seen so much blatant misrepresentation about these ‘angry mobs’. If we keep going down this road, even satire will sound normal.
Wow. Just wow.
“But I don’t want the folks who created the mess to do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess. I don’t mind cleaning up after them, but don’t do a lot of talking.”
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